dailytweets:

xtec:

joulejay:

WHY DOES THIS ROBOT HAVE AN ASS CRACK

your healer is on the payload, there’s 8 snipers on your team, winston is monkey,  this toaster walks onto the point without ultimate, wyd 

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

redh0rsevect0r:

rnyfh:

film critics on gay movies: This isn’t a movie about gays…it’s a movie about being human……or was that too galaxy brain for yoú?

vampireofcolor:

meanplastic:

horreurscopes:

strongsad2:

saladsaladnovski:

governmentshill:

tilthat:

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

via reddit.com

Powerful

what the fuck?

amazing

this is so dramatique i bet it was a gay’s idea

snaacks:

omg i choked dbdbd

gunkdunk:

I posted this here a few months ago but you were all too cowardly to acknowledge its presence so I’m bringing it up again

prasejeebus:

Sweetener listening party